CHINESE PROVERBS -
Velly
Good!
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all
gone.
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Man who run in front of car get
tyred.
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Man who run behind car get
exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all
day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to
Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite
fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for
money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot
walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on
earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is
left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat
house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at
night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill
it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get
there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on
pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in
basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch
crabs.
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Crowded
elevator smell different to
midget.
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