Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate
The first surgeon says:
"I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
The second responds:
"Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon
"No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside
them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes
"You know, I like construction workers...those guys always
understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth
surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no
balls, no brains and no spine. Plus, the head and the [rear end] are